The All Sydney Grand Final Is Now A Reality!!!

The marketing guru’s at the National Rugby League got the Grand Final they always wanted!

Two Sydney clubs facing off, both with questionably sized supporter bases. Neither of which like to travel at all. Both clubs universally hated across the game.

This is how you make money people…

Who doesn’t want to see Sonny Bill Williams win a Grand Final? How can you not be looking forward to seeing Jamie Lyon hoist the trophy above his head in victory! People are going to love this Grand Final!

With the Sydney Roosters taking on the Manly Sea Eagles, you fans are getting the Grand Final you’ve always wanted to see. I know, I know, you’re going to say I’m wrong on this one but really, you’re just lying to yourself.

Thankfully the is a distinct lack of Queensland, Victoria or New Zealand in this years Grand Final. Lets face it, those far off places are of no real value to the game anyway.

This will be a Grand Final that will future two great halves pairing against up against one another. Daley Cherry-Evans and Keiran Foran vs James Maloney and Sonny Bill Williams. Brilliant!

A highlight of the contest is sure to be the performance of the officials. The National Rugby League searched far and wide for the best officials they could find. Then they settled on the four biggest bludgers of the lot!

So enjoy this week. It’s the Grand Final we always wanted. Right?

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