Yes this is the official website of the Mad Quokkas!
We will name our team when we are good and ready!
You’ve seen our logo already you deadshit! One thing is for certain, its better than a “mad squirrel”! What is a squirrel anyway? Its just a fucking rat with a fuzzy tail!
Red. Just red. Not white. Theres’s no blue here. Not any other shit colours. Just red. Like the blood of ours victims. Especially the Vrchlabi Mad Squirrels!
Wherever the fuck we want!
Its none of your fucking business!
Fuck off, we’re full!
To Apply For Fan In The Stand
All that is required is that you take a selfie in front of a mirror and send it too someone who gives a shit you fucking loser!